Call me Ishmael.

    It was the best of times, it was the worst of times

    It is a truth, universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune,
    must be in want of a wife.

To this list of great opening lines we can now add:

    "It's just bird poo!"

Hello there.

I take it you've come here to have a preview of Knights in the Gardens of Spayne,
    the hilarious book about a rubbish football team and their unlikely burst of fame?


Parts one and two are finished in first draft, probably-to-be-very-edited form now,
    and you're welcome to have a butcher's.

So how do you want it?

You can click here to read or copy it as a pdf.

Got one of those Kindle things? Or a Kindle app on your tablet?
    Click here in the appropriate way to download it and stick it in your device.

If, like me, you have a Sony Reader or a Nook or a Kobo or some related app on your tablet,
    here's the epub file.

I'd love to know what you think, especially if you happen to be a publisher,
    an agent or a rich widow who wants to support a starving artist.
    Contact me here.

Lots of love from Dai
xxx


Notes from the readingthrough...
   (ignoring minor layout corrections)
    In chapter 7 the backwards B (in the Cornish Toyshop, Toys 'B' We) doesn't render in e-form it does now!
    Fonts embedded, but this may not do anything on Kindles.
    The text balloons in chapter 14 didn't work there either, but the L/R justifying of the text is enough for now.

    Proofreading done, so let me know any errors you find, 'cos I've missed them. (4/1/17)

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