Not David Bailey, is he?
Prefer the PAINTINGS or DRAWINGS after all?
You could go HOME or read some POETRY
or perform evil mind experiments on your CHILDREN.
There's even a page of CONCEPTUAL rubbish now.
Or just log off and get a life. See if I care!

		"Art Exhibition" Beaumaris, Wales 2002
South Bank by Night Howard Hotel London 2002	Barbican Centre, London Jan 2003	Steps in Le Marais Paris, Jan 2003	The Staircase of Dr Moreau I Musee Gustave Moreau Paris, Jan 2003	The Staircase of Dr Moreau II Musee Gustave Moreau Paris, Jan 2003
		Sunsets and Seascapes Cádiz, Dec 4 2000
		By Victoria Beach Cádiz, Dec 4 2000
		La Plage au Folles Portobello Beach, April 2009
	Zoe 2004
	Island Ko Samet, April 2006		Study Burton Joyce, May 2006
Dorota Warsaw, Feb 2007		View from the Throne National Gallery of Scotland, July 2009		BAFTA-Nominee Adam Smith Nottingham,Oct 2007 see his movie by clicking here and going to the BAFTA ROOM

Oh sod this. Let's go to the bloody HOME page

Can we stand to see the POETRY?

Can we take it out on the Kids?