Dai's Meaningless Miscellany

(assorted verses, culled from 25 or more years of scribbling, 1986-2011)

(starting to collect, 10/11/11)

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Psycophathic Nurse (1986)
Rimbaud and I (2004)
Sonatina on some paintings of Andrew Wyeth (2006)
Runnin' Wilde (2008)
Is my paint drying?
Why? Why not?
Floaters (2011)
Conflicting Reflections
Disassembly
Pasty-Faced Wasters
Bowel Screening Programme
Interplay




Psycophathic Nurse


All things come to he who waits, as some thick prat once said
But before you rush in blindly where the angels fear to tread
Just pause a while and ask yourself, which option would be worse:
A psychiatric patience or a psycopathic nurse?

You never know quite where you stand, no exes mark the spot
Her heart is stone, her blood runs cold, but the rest of her is hot.
You're on a roller coaster with no brakes and no reverse
You lose your heart, you'll lose your mind to a psycopathic nurse

Your body’s on the table, your emotions on the rack;
She takes your pulse and raises it but never gives it back...
A thousand mocking Cupids pronounce the dreadful curse:
You're banged up in a padded hell with a psycopathic nurse

Oh, she can make the patient but not disturb the bed
She treats all of your senses and discharges you half dead.
As you climb aboard the night bus, it's a double-decker hearse
May you ever rest in pieces with your psycopathic nurse

(c1986, inspired by John Cooper Clarke, completed 2011, not based on any real person)



Rimbaud and I

 

Don't touch me: this is a day
For pulling teeth; for films; for cummerbunds:
Sesquicentennials and a pack of cards.
What did Paul get you?  Something nice?

My paramour, my little queen?
I go to see her soon, depart by train.
Baisaient la Nymphe indeed, mon cher ami.
Dancing, wine, a river of cassis ...

By the way — I found this key;
I think it's yours; it bears a little tag:
In faded ink it reads 'Parade Sauvage' —
Tried it in all my locks — it doesn't fit.


20/10/2004 – my 52nd, Rimbaud’s 150th


Sonatina on some paintings of Andrew Wyeth

 

Earth colours: browns and greys;
a road in snow, a blasted,
withered tree beneath
a clear but chilly sky.

An empty room: a candle
flame, lace curtains, lifted
by the breeze, wafting
through an open window.

An isolated farmhouse
or a barn, alone upon
the hilltop, deserted
in the prairie.

                      Presence
in absence, places haunted
by the spirits of the living.

28/2/2006


Runnin' Wilde



I've said it before and I'll say it again
In Wilde's immortal phrase ~
"All Bad Poetry Is Sincere"
Whatever anyone says

Sincerity is important ~
As Walter Cronkite said
Indeed, it's the key to everything
"Fake that and you've got it made"

Emotion and suffering on their own
Will never write readable verse
If you're in too close to whereof you write
It just gets worse and worse

Good poems and self-indulgence
Cannot go hand in hand
Technique must always lead the way
To the poet's promised land

OK, my verse is insincere
It's also pretty shite
But it’s late and I’m tired and you don’t really care,
So I'm off to bed ~ Goodnight.


(2006 ~ on an online message board for bad poets
see also Struck Regularly in Bathetic Phallacies)


For Kasia ~ Is my paint drying?



I bought a dead man's easel
From his daughter down in Wales —
I guess he turned to painting
When his health began to fail,

So they bought him paints and palette;
Some 'how-to' books on art
And a dinky table easel
So that he could make a start

"Chin up, old man," they maybe said,
When things started getting rough;
"It's good to have an interest
"To take your mind off — stuff."

But the palette knew no colours;
The books remained unread;
With the stand still in its packing,
The man lay cold and dead

How soon after did poor Katie
Gather up that sombre stash,
To sell it off on E-bay —
Clear it out and raise some cash?

I looked her up on Facebook —
Pretty, not yet twenty three —
Thinking, I may well be older
Than her father lived to be.

While I sit alone and long for death,
Will the easel call to mind
How sad that would-be artist was
To leave his life behind?

Now I try to paint your portrait
In Magritte's surrealish style:
The rose you hold before your face
Conceals your gamine smile

As I try to fix your beauty
I'm aware that life is frail —
I use a dead man's easel
And his daughter mourns in Wales


(2008)


Why? Why not?



The violence here upon the streets
And that 'our boys' deal out
Are sides of the same sad tarnished coin
Of that I've little doubt.

Flipping burgers or fighting wars
For land or gas or oil
Go out and fight on Lothian Road
Or on some foreign soil

The dim and thuggish always are,
By those with power and gold,
Used as fodder and used as brawn ~
Ever the old same old

Don't call this action 'sacrifice'
Or think your leader cares ~
The price of pain and bloodshed weighed
In Haliburton shares

Turn round and see your enemy
Retrain your guns and knives
On Starbucks, Macs and Burger Kings
And help reclaim your lives!


(2008)


Floaters



From now on, they will always be
with me: the small black dots, dancing,
and the aurora snake, describing
lazy arcs in my right eye vision.

With time they may fade from view:
yet always remain there, floating
in the vitreous humour (that name
that made us schoolboys giggle*), edited

out by a cunning brain. But always ready
to return, in times of stress or weariness,
to bring to mind the night you brought
plasters and balm to the Penguin Café.


envoi
* In Spain I broke my humerus.
    I am plagued by Fate’s bad puns.


(February 2011)


Conflicting Reflections ('Button up your Overcoat')



Please don't go out of doors:
or, if you do, don't go too far away.
And wrap up warm; I could not bear
to think that you might catch a cold
or come to harm. It's tough out there.

Don't sit at home alone. I hate the thought
of you being sad or even slightly bored.
Go out and have some fun. I'd be distraught
to hear that you were down for just a day
when so much love is yours


(12 10 2011)


Disassembly



Oh, take that name that they have given you.
Now take that name and put it in its box,
its box that they have given you,
then take that box that holds that name,
that name that they have given you,
and put it on that shelf,
that shelf that they have designated,
that they have designated for that box,
that box that they have given you,
to hold that name,
that name that now lies hidden in that box,
that box that they have given you,
upon that shelf that they have designated
to store, away from view and safe from interference,
that name that they have given you.


(12 10 2011)


Pasty-Faced Wasters



Up on the stage
the Pasty-Faced Wasters,
a six-piece outfit, post-rock,
neo-proto-punk, are setting up.
No two sets the same, rarely
even planned out in advance,
the audience kept safely in
the dark. They like it that way
The won't play Glastonbury
or Later with Jools.


(10 2011)


Bowel Screening Programme



I’m sending my shit to Dundee
Six small samples, sealed
        under sticky flaps
        in a secure envelope.
A sign that the State,
        in Scotland, cares; a reminder
        of the risks that come
with approaching senesence.

Two years ago I did the same,
all but certain something,
        after two years’ pain,
        festered somewhere in my gut;
a sign that my life,
        this hollow farce of loneliness,
        might soon be over.
Maybe this time …


(7 11 2011)


Interplay



golden graced oh no
wrought finely from within
bought finally with
in later years
not graceless gold —
on — go

told facelessly to show
fought gamely but in vain
caught mainly dreams
in shame and tears
your face a mess —
we know

old base but so
short-lived a life apart
taught lovers' lessons
part greater fears
from baser cold —
no show

(10 11 2011)